Woman VS Man

nampaknya encik ilias dh trsalah anggap..tujuan cerita ini dikarang adalah kerana saya ingin memberitahu anda rahsia di sebalik wanita utk anda faham samada ibu atau isteri anda..yg tersasul sampai ke kicap la, ke hutan la, kereta la tu apa ke peel nya???heheheheh.

anyway, komen yg bagus dan saya rasa ianya ada pro and kon nya..krn wanita dijadikan utk lelaki dan lelaki dijadikan utk bersama wanita kan.. betul x????

ooooo0ooooo cenggitu garapannye.hehehe.patotla susah nk paham wanita ni.hehe

ttba tringat plak lagu nie, from anita sarawak- seksis

Bila ku bersuara… kau kategorikan sebagai meleter
Bila kau tercabar… sebelum bertarung pun ku dah kau singkir
Tika di jalanan… cermat ku cuai
Di stereotype `lady driver¡¯
Bila tunjuk pandai… lagakmu hebat
Mengalahkan seorang profesor

Oh mana keadilannya
Balik-balik kita saja terkena
Dahulu hingga kini
Kau memonopoli… cuba menguasai
Duniaku ini…
oh mana aci

Jangan pandangku sebelah mata
Hanya kerna namaku wanita
Walau ada kelemahannya
Engkau pun apa tidaknya oh
Jangan pandangku sebelah mata
Nanti kejantananmu tercabar
Takkanku menyerah kalah
Kerana madahmu berat sebelah
Tohmahanmu akan ku tepis
selagi persis tak terkikis seksis

Pabilaku ramah… manis lidah
Kau tuduhku bagai perempuan murah
Namun bila kau menutup helah
Katamu mengikut sunnah
Andai ku meniang rumahtangga
Jangan harap ucapan tahniah
Hujung bulan tiba… ku tuntut nafkah
Kau buatku macam peminta sedekah

Oh mana keadilannya
Balik-balik kau juga juara
Asyik kita beri saja
Melayan takhta… siang malam buta
Dan penuh setia… bagaikan raja

kenapa menyanyi cenggitu cik nana pahi2 ni???heheheh. xnak nyanyi..

UMNO terus mara untuk rakyat malaysia!.heheheh

kesimpulannya, sama2 la kita memahaminya...amin..lelaki dan wanita..

btul la!!!!! lelaki pun bkn senang nak paham

muhahaha...

wahai rerakan, sesuatu yg sy peroleh drpd junk mail..baca2 lah.hehee

Men Are Just Happier People

NICKNAMES If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura,Kate and Sarah .If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.


EATING OUT When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in £20, even though it's only for £32.50.None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.


MONEY A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs. A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.


BATHROOMS A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from M&S.The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.


ARGUMENTS A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


CATS Women love cats.Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.


FUTURE A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.


SUCCESS A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


MARRIAGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.


DRESSING UP A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the bins,answer the phone, read a book, and get the post. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.


NATURAL Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.


OFFSPRING Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children.She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.


THOUGHT FOR THE DAY A married man should forget his mistakes.
There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.


sekian

part SUCCESS tu mmg saya sokong la seratus peratus

nanakiut wrote:part SUCCESS tu mmg saya sokong la seratus peratus

nmpk sgt materialistik..isk2...hehe

materialistik tu macam cite mistik ke? heheheh

bkn la en yus. bersifat mementingkan kebendaan.hehehe. menurut cik nanakiut die bersetuju dgn part SUCCESS dlm post sy sblm ni. sb itu die bersifat materialistik..hehe

Salam..

Sy cuma nk beri pendapat mungkin x berkenaan buku yg saudara yus bincangkan tp bg sy wanita insan yg paling hebat. Sy ambik contoh ibu2 kita la yg melahirkan kita betapa sakitnya nk melahirkan kita sehinggakan firman Allah sesiapa yg meninggal kerana melahirkan anak dianggap syahid.


Selepas 2 mereka juga didatangi dgn darah haid ( minta maaf yer tp sy terpaksa citer ) dimana pada waktu ni mereka tidak boleh sembahyang dan x payah qada kan sembahyang yg mereka tinggalkan sepanjang mereka period. Wah hebatnya!


Mereka ni jugak mmg teliti sbg contoh citer yg cik nana ungkapkan. Mmg benar biler sorang wanita pegi ke kedai suh beli kicap tp mereka beli benda2 yg lain ni bukan mmbazir tp dah semula jadi mereka ni mmg dikurniakan perasan risau.


Risau dlm erti kata lain dalam pemikiran mereka mana la tau gula kat umah dah nk abis ke? atau sebagai nya dan klu benda2 yg mereka beli 2 mmg dah ada, ini dtgkan kelegaan pada mereka mana la tau klu2 gula dah abih kat umah pas2 duit xde nk kene pegi cucuk tp terlupa dah buat pelaburan yg konon2 nya mendtgkan pulangan lumayan.


Oleh itu harap2 lepas ni kita akan lebih menghargai wanita dan bukannya menindas mereka2 ni.



regards,


Maharaja Alumni

saya bersetuju dgn saudara mok..

saya sokong 300% fakta encik tuan tanah kita nie =)

anwy, for encik yus n encik lias, sya bukanlah materialistik, juz being realistik....dalam dunai yg penuh ngan sains & teknologi nie, kita kena la sedar diri kan =)

saya teringat ungkapan dalam satu movie tu, anak mami rasanya...dia berkata
'cuba ko bawak kasih sayang ko tu gi pasar, ape ko bleh bli?'